Dear Montana

Dear Montana,
You are really long. Also, we dont have much to talk about. And what's up with stealing names from other cities? Amsterdam? Belgrade? Manhattan? You are not fooling anyone. Goodbye. We met someone new. Their name is Wyoming. So far Wyoming is treating us pretty well, although I dont expect we'll hang around too long, being a rebound state and all.

We'll always have some memories, like getting 42 mpg last tank, and that one truck that had a dog in the back but didn't have a tailgate, and Grant flipping a u-turn on I-90 because he missed the exit. But then there were all the hills and boredom; I guess you have to take the good with the bad.

Goodbye, Montana.

-there will be bacon

Ps: please get some more cell towers.